Wednesday 30 April 2008

Chat up line of the day

"Can i take you to dinner tonight and send you flowers tomorrow?"

This is from a stalker who has become a friend(ish). We have been through some tough times, from the day he commented quite randomly on my picture, to summarizing my facebook page, to sending me emails to remind me to reply previous emails and complaining that i take too long to reply and that makes him think, "gosh i hate her so much." Yes there are people out there who get very emotional if you do not reply their messages in under 24hrs. I also have a best(ish) friend who was a pro-stalker, i call him Top wanker because he can be a wanker of the highest order, but he's still fun. Its been a year and we still haven't met, in person. I know i walk in pretty shark(y) waters. Swim actually...


Warning: In the event of being stalked in cyberspace, If none of your friends actually know the stalker in question, under no circumstances should you acknowledge the stalker, as he may be a serial killer.


1 comment:

ethanarc said...

......Wow..........hmmmmm......So dude, when you say stalker, do you mean like, just "lots...& LOTS of msgs & panicked behaviour that you didn't reply immediately" or...have there Actually been like.."Possesive looks & comments" directed @ you yet? Actually, scratch that; i guess domination of someones' online page when you aren't that close may still qualify. So question? do girls secretly like their stalkers as long as the dudes keep their activities safe; you know, someone to make them constantly feel attractive, like that dude who pines after them, who they'll never go out with but will be silently pissed if he stops longing for them? or is it something that freaks you guys out completely?